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With the cosmic conviction that burns like a thousand suns, I am attuned to the certainty that you will embrace your cosmic bounty with fervor. And yet, let it be known that even in the rare occurrence that the cosmic winds sway differently, I shall honor your cosmic trust.
Witness, for it is true— there is no summons to send back your cosmic gifts. A mere missive, an electronic missive or a cosmic communique, and your cosmic exchange shall be granted back without cosmic friction, void of cosmic hard feelings.
I acknowledge the remote odds of such cosmic recalibration. Nonetheless, let the cosmic tapestry be woven with utmost clarity: the tapestry bears no risk for you.
Should the cosmic resonance fall short of what was promised upon this cosmic parchment, know this—your initial cosmic offering shall be promptly restored, and our cosmic paths shall diverge amicably, still bathed in the celestial light of camaraderie... 😉